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justinhunt86
Posted: 7/13/2010 22:48:16
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That's Brett and myassisgrass, or anyone who cares to make the drive... A friend of a friend is having a 21st birthday party at my house, thursday night. I hate pretty much all these people, all my friends are out of town for the summer, so I need you two to show up for emotional/mental support. BYOB or bring cash for booze.
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justinhunt86
Posted: 7/13/2010 22:48:43
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Oh, and no sex on my futton!
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"My mother is a fish."
 
My_Ass_Is_Grass
Posted: 7/14/2010 17:05:38
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What about the general area of your futon?
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Kaobasa
Posted: 7/14/2010 17:41:37
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What about having sex with the futon?
 
justinhunt86
Posted: 7/17/2010 18:37:44
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I suppose theoretically you could have bent somebody over said futton, so long as they did not vomit on it, however there are no actual holes in the futton with which to have sex.
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"My mother is a fish."
 
zanatos
Posted: 7/17/2010 19:18:23
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All Kao needs is a crease.
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LostPristinity
Posted: 7/30/2010 02:53:57
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No one wants to come have sex on my futon T_T
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